Finally.
You've been asking for them.
Demanding them.
Bleating Apocalypse delivers.
(only 4 years after the song came out)
These shirts were printed by Wooden Chef himself on high-quality Gildan Heavy shirts, because he loves his fans (when he comes down from his calpol-induced highs). They feature Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen's beautiful, corpse painted face, and a chorus refrain that will garner many a confused and horrified stare from the old ladies at the shopping centre.
Unfortunately the shirts are currently only available in "Men's" sizes, but Bleating Apocalypse encourages everyone to ignore the labels placed upon you by society and/or garments manufacturers.
Weatherman T-shirt & The Dulcet Tones of Bleating Apocalypse Bundle
£15 GBP
Weatherman T-shirt
£12 GBP
The Dulcet Tones of Bleating Apocalypse – Digipak
£5 GBP
Black Metal Interior Design T-shirt and Black Sheep CD Bundle
£10 GBP
Black Sheep CD
£4 GBP
Christmas with Satan Screen Print Poster
£20 GBP
Bleating Apocalypse Sheffield, UK
Pioneers of the new-wave of Easy-Listening Metal.
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