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Black Sheep

by Bleating Apocalypse

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  • Both halves of "Black Sheep", "Black Sheep - Ram" and "Black Sheep - Ewe", on a physical CD. Comes in a very shiny cardboard sleeve lovingly hand-printed by Wooden Chef after eating a whole tub of wood glue. Featuring artwork by John Paul de Quay, and logo design by Trudi Bramall.

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    1. Both halves of "Black Sheep", "Black Sheep - Ram" and "Black Sheep - Ewe", on a physical CD. Comes in a very shiny cardboard sleeve lovingly hand-printed by Wooden Chef after eating a whole tub of wood glue. Featuring artwork by John Paul de Quay, and logo design by Trudi Bramall.

    2. Black Metal Interior Design t-shirt. These shirts were printed by Wooden Chef himself on high-quality Gildan Heavy Cotton shirts, because he loves his fans (when he comes down from his calpol-induced highs).

    Unfortunately the shirts are currently only available in "Men's" sizes, but Bleating Apocalypse encourages everyone to ignore the labels placed upon you by society and/or garments manufacturers.

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1.
Eat Wood Glue 04:26
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2.
A Song for Petunia 06:06
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It started as a hobby, when I bought a mobile home Killing in the trailer parks, with a caravan as my throne Murder is my passion, caravanning is my love Even though my membership was revoked by the caravan club. My caravan she is lovely, there’s nothing I prefer Her name is Petunia, I feel peculiar when I’m not inside her My caravan is so wonderful, she’s the love of my life If only it weren’t frowned upon, I’d make her my wife HATE In my caravan DATE With my caravan BLOOD In my caravan IN LOVE With my caravan I drive around the country, with my caravan in tow Doing gruesome murders in every place I go I make no distinction, between victims old and young Men, women and children dead, I kill everyone! Petunia has pink curtains, and walls all painted cream Even the room where I keep the corpses, has a lovely eggshell sheen Petunia how I love you, you’re the apple of my eye You’re the gorgeous house I never had, where people come to die HATE In my caravan DATE With my caravan BLOOD In my caravan IN LOVE With my caravan
3.
Elevaterror 05:50
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4.
I Should be Sleeping 07:20
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A gentle glow Though not warming my face And so life slows Drips away without a trace I could be doing so much more But I'm reviewing airport floors And so hours pass and go And what I want to finish has not showed And still you're sitting with me Still sending pictures of fleas Send it to its grave My God you've never changed Pictures of your food I've never craved Read my blog Its about my colon I do not have one And ain't it great And night descends upon the room And within the dark and murky gloom Comes a man with a gaping wound And comes a face with a threatening tune Look at my cat Look at my cat Ain't it wonderful Ain't it wonderful Don't you wish you had a cat like mine Don't you wish you had a cat like mine And so hours pass and go And what I want to finish has not showed And still you're sitting with me Still sending pictures of fleas Send it to its grave My God you've never changed Pictures of your food I've never craved I don't need to know What you are eating Still I look at it I should be sleeping Have you seen this You need to see this Please see this Satisfy me And night descends upon the room And within the dark and murky gloom Comes a man with a gaping wound And comes a face with a threatening tune Look at my face look at my face Ain't I random Ain't I alternative Look at my face from a different angle Aren't I fucking wonderful And so hours pass and go And what I want to finish has not showed And still you're sitting with me Still sending pictures of fleas Send it to its grave My God you've never changed Pictures of your food I've never craved I don't need to know What you are eating Still I look at it I should be sleeping Oh it's so cool You should try it too Why be productive when you could be on the internet Oh it's so cool You should try it too Why be productive when you could be on the internet And so the internet generation descended into the depths of the intellectual void, eschewing culture in favour of grainy photos of their pesto-drenched vegan enchiladas sepia selfies and independent coffee shops (Hashtag no filter) Hashtag no future (Hashtag no make-up) Hashtag don't wake up (Hashtag duck-face) Hashtag fuck face (Hashtag hashtag) Hashtag fuck off
5.
Cat Orgy 02:54
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6.
Potassium Overdose 00:15
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7.
Christmas with Satan 04:56
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8.
Sun and Showers 06:03
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28 years since I committed a sin Since the storm of '87. hurricane breezed in And my life was changed, my chances slim When someone had hearsay and just called in But I soldiered on and maintained my power Not missing step, never seeming sour But the whole ordeal had lasted for hours A mixture of sun and a mixture of showers And so I've pulled the rug from under you And wool over your eyes Behind the guilt looming, I hear the shouts And sound of stormy cries My sheer enthusiasm hid it all And brought you all to tears But when the curtain falls the winds tell all And now observe my professional rise Return to screen from forecasting decline I ignore my critics and predict just fine But nights are rough when it's just me and wine And so I descend beneath the surface My presenting is nothing and becoming worthless Scream 'its not going to happen' and 'why is this' Lying in a pool of vomit and piss And so I've pulled the rug from under you And wool over your eyes Behind the guilt looming, I hear the shouts And sound of stormy cries My sheer enthusiasm hid it all And brought you all to tears But when the curtain falls the winds tell all I can't eat and I don't sleep A senseless wind that does not cease But I will sow what I have reaped And still the forecast I shall preach And lifeless forms continually seep Out of this world, sub-conscience creep But I will sow what I have reaped And still the forecast I shall preach Hurricane it won't happen, won't happen, won't happen Don't worry it won't happen, won't happen, won't happen Hurricane it won't happen, won't happen, won't happen Don't worry it won't happen, won't happen, won't happen 28 years since I committed a sin Since the storm of '87. hurricane breezed in And my life was changed, my chances slim When someone had hearsay and just called in And I thought that was that, career over Human decline in a supernova But now I see and it's in good measure I'm a national God-damn fuckin' treasure And so I've pulled the rug from under you And wool over your eyes Behind the guilt looming, I hear the shouts And sound of stormy cries My sheer enthusiasm hid it all And brought you all to tears But when the curtain falls the winds tell all
9.
Killing Floor 07:59
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about

The evils of the internet laid bare; a harrowing tale of a man all too familiar with his mobile home; the moving journey of one of Britain's best loved forecasting personalities: these issues touch us all. And now they can touch you. In the ears.

These songs resonate the very plywood from which Wooden Chef was birthed.

credits

released December 4, 2015

Bleating Apocalypse is:
Tetanus Jabb - Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
Bloody Sunday - Lead and Rhythm Guitar, Backing Vocals
Colin Thunderskull - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
Vigorous Footjob - Drums
Wooden Chef - Corporate Solutions

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Vigorous Footjob at The Footjob Parlour
Artwork by John Paul de Quay
Layout by Colin Thunderskull
Logo Design by Trudi Bramall

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Pioneers of the new-wave of Easy-Listening Metal.

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