Black Metal Interior Design

by Bleating Apocalypse

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    Originally released in 2013 as part of the album 'Sheepcore.'

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    Now you can display your allegiance to (probably) the only band to write a black metal song about Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen!

    These shirts were printed by Wooden Chef himself on high-quality Gildan Heavy shirts, because he loves his fans (when he comes down from his calpol-induced highs).

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Bleating Apocalypse's legendary ode to interior design is now available as a free single!

Join them in sacrificing a goat on the blasphemous altar of the dark god of interior design: Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen!

This single also includes the rare song '1571 (Metal by Numbers)' as a bonus track.


released December 2, 2015

Written and produced by Bleating Apocalypse, featuring Mrs. Jane Garden-Furniture Backstabber on piano and the Swiss-Hernia String Quartet.



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Bleating Apocalypse Sheffield, UK

Pioneers of the new-wave of Easy-Listening Metal.

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